Another joke on us the engineers… I like it and that is why I am trying my best to date a surgeon… We should be able to get along well…
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.
The first surgeon said,
"I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."
The second surgeon said,
"I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."
The third surgeon said,
"I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is colour-coded."
The fourth surgeon said,
"I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their butts are interchangeable."
The fifth surgeon said,
"I like Engineers...they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end..."
I am proud to be an engineer. We make the surgeon life so much easier… No offence to any of my lawyer friends out there and accountants too...