26 December 2008

Never Lie to Your Mom... Or to anybody in fact...

This is a story I picked up from one of the emails my friend forwarded to me. I really like the story, so here I am sharing it with all of you…

A lady, who at the same time is a mother, comes to visit a guy, who is still her son Taque, for dinner. Now Taque lives with a girl, who happens to be his housemate, Tequila.

During the course of the meal, his mother, who is still the same lady who visit the guy, could not help but notice how pretty Taque's roommate was and it does not mean that she is a lesbian.

She, the mother of Taque had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Taque and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts although her son is not a psychic, Taque volunteered,
"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Tequila and I are just housemates."

About a week later, from the day the mother visited them for dinner, Tequila came to Taque saying,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

Taque said,
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and typed:

Dear Mother,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate... But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.


Taque a.k.a Your Son

Several days later, Taque received an email from his Mother which read,

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Tequila, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Tequila. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow...


Mom a.k.a Your Mother

Totally busted…

Over the course in my life I had also met people who lived in denial. This story reminds me so much of them. I do hope they are alive somewhere and living good life. I make doa that they will be able to find the true meaning of their life before they get busted like Taque and Tequila. It will be very sad if they still live in denial…

I feel sorry for them…


Farid said...

yeah good story um hm but abam just one question it's an easy one don't worry... WHY DIDN'T YOU POST ANY COMMENTS IN MY BLOG!!!

DarkErebus said...

hmmmm... Why are you so desperate for such things? That things are suppose for people to write what they want freely not by force... Write something good and you may get my comment... Or do you rather have me put down your stuff is boring most of the time?

Farid said...

What do you think?