Something I read in the newspaper...

Original Quote:
If you loved someone, set her free...
If she comes back, she is yours,
If she does not, it was never meant to be...

Pessimist:
If you loved someone, set her free...
If she comes back, she is yours,
If she does not, as expected, she never was. Whatever gave you the idea she would anyway?

Optimist:
If you loved someone, set her free...
Do not worry, she will come back.

Suspicous:
If you loved someone, set her free...
If she ever come back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you loved someone, set her free...
If she does not come back within a week, forget it.

Patient:
If you loved someone, set her free...
If she does not come back, put your life on hold and sit and wait.

Playful:
*If you loved someone, set her free...
If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again,
repeat *

Animal Rights Activist:
If you loved someone, set her free...
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!

Lawyers:
If you loved someone, set her free,
Clause 1a of paragraph 13a - 1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonal Freedom Act clearly states that...

Computer Techinician:
If you loved someone, set her free...
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for installation fees and tell her that she is also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist:
If you loved someone, set her free...
She will evolve.