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English: He's cleaning his automobile

Chinese: Wa Shing Ka

English: This is a tow away zone

Chinese: No Pah King

English: Small Horse

Chinese: Tai Ni Po Ni

English: Your price is too high!!!

Chinese: No Bai Nut Ding!!!

English: Did you go to the beach?

Chinese: Wai Yu So Tan?

English: I bumped into a coffee table

Chinese: Ai Bang Mai Ni

English: It's very dark in here

Chinese: Wai So Dim?

English: Has your flight been delayed?

Chinese: Hao Long Wei Ting?

English: I thought you were on a diet?

Chinese: Wai Yu Mun Ching?

English: They have arrived

Chinese: Hai Dei Kum

English: Your body odor is offensive

Chinese: Yu Stin Ki Pu

English: You know lyrics to the Macarena?

Chinese: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

English: I got this for free

Chinese: Ai No Pei

English: Stay out of sight

Chinese: Lei Lo

English: Phew! Does this bathroom stink!

Chinese: Hu Flung Dung?

English: That's not right

Chinese: Sum Ting Wong

English: Are you harboring a fugitive?

Chinese: Hu Yu Hai Ding?

English: See me ASAP

Chinese: Kum Hia Nao

English: Stupid Man

Chinese: Dum Gai

English: I think you need a face lift

Chinese: Chin Tu Fat

English: Our meeting is scheduled for next week

Chinese: Wai Yu Kum Nao?

English: Staying out of sight

Chinese: Lei Ying Lo

English: Great

Chinese: Fu Kin Su Pah

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