Month of the Love...

This is the last entry for this month, the second month of the year 2009…

This is also the month of lovers, the Valentine day…

I do not believe in Valentine. It just does not make sense to me. Why we go all out for our loved ones only on this day? Why only once a year? I mean, if you really love that person, do you not feel that you want to say you love that person and do something special more than once per year?

Valentine day to me is just a gimmick, just another way to make easy money. The chocolates, the roses, the cards, the gifts and all the stuff related to Valentine are just expensive! Does money value equal to the love you have? How about those who does not have a penny but hold the richest love in their heart for a person?

Valentine day to me is good as a reminder to people who do not remember their loved one…

At least they will show some appreciation once a year, and remember them for a day at least…

Something I read in the email...

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else...

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,
"We are very happy that you have passed our little test.... we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

"Always keep your condoms in your car!"

Something I read in the newspaper...

Original Quote:
If you loved someone, set her free...
If she comes back, she is yours,
If she does not, it was never meant to be...

Pessimist:
If you loved someone, set her free...
If she comes back, she is yours,
If she does not, as expected, she never was. Whatever gave you the idea she would anyway?

Optimist:
If you loved someone, set her free...
Do not worry, she will come back.

Suspicous:
If you loved someone, set her free...
If she ever come back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you loved someone, set her free...
If she does not come back within a week, forget it.

Patient:
If you loved someone, set her free...
If she does not come back, put your life on hold and sit and wait.

Playful:
*If you loved someone, set her free...
If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again,
repeat *

Animal Rights Activist:
If you loved someone, set her free...
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!

Lawyers:
If you loved someone, set her free,
Clause 1a of paragraph 13a - 1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonal Freedom Act clearly states that...

Computer Techinician:
If you loved someone, set her free...
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for installation fees and tell her that she is also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist:
If you loved someone, set her free...
She will evolve.